- Act 1: yay omfg everything is okay no one is dead and we're all sorta happy!
- Act 2: EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE EVERYONE IS DEAD OH SWEET JESUS THIS IS HORRIBLE WHY GOD WHY
FINALLY SOMEONE DISMISSES THESE AWFUL GAY STEREOTYPES
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
i just found my two favourite characters in harry potter
my two heroes
have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough
okay marvel we’ve had a tree and a raccoon i think we can handle a super heroine movie
(Source: , via savecamphalfblood)
you know that one album that youve listened to so many times and youd defend it with your life and you can anticipate every single little note that comes after the other and you can sing along to every word and it just has a special place in your heart that no other album can fill